Elle Woods~Legally Blonde Quotes Monday, Apr 30 2012 


This movie always cheers me up…

Elle: You’re breaking up with me because I’m too… blonde?
Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That’s not entirely true…
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

~Elle Woods
Legally Blonde

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Elle Woods Quote Thursday, Sep 15 2011 


Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never!
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter

~Elle Woods
Legally Blonde

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Elle Woods Quotes Saturday, Aug 13 2011 


Elle: Hello, Patriots! I don’t think I’ve been this excited since Gucci became a publicly-traded company.
Timothy McGinn: Oh my God, it’s capitol Barbie.
Reena: She’s so… shiny.

~Elle Woods
Legally Blonde 2

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Elle Woods Quotes Thursday, Aug 11 2011 


Elle: [after Warner asks her out after the trial] But if I’m going to be a partner in a law firm by the time I’m 30, I need a boyfriend who’s not such a complete bonehead.

~Elle Woods
Legally Blonde

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Elle Woods Quotes Saturday, Jul 30 2011 


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Elle: And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed.

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Elle Woods Quote Monday, Jul 18 2011 


Brooke: You know a Delta Nu would never sleep with a man who wears a thong.
Elle: Never!
Brooke: I just liked to watch him change the filter

~Elle Woods
Legally Blonde

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Elle Woods Quote Tuesday, Jul 12 2011 


Elle: Isn’t it the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you are forbidded to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the ammonium thioglycolate?

~Elle Woods
Legally Blonde

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Elle Woods Quotes Monday, Jul 11 2011 


Elle: You’re breaking up with me because I’m too… blonde?
Warner Huntington III: Well, no. That’s not entirely true…
Elle: Then what? My boobs are too big?

~Elle Woods
Legally Blonde

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Elle Woods Quotes Sunday, Jul 3 2011 


It seems like this movie is on tv all the time because here I am watching it again

Elle’s Mother: Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the “Miss Hawaiian Tropics” contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?
Elle: Going to Harvard is the only way I’m going to get the love of my life back.
Elle’s Father: Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.

~Elle Woods

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>Elle Woods Quote Monday, Jun 13 2011 


>[Elle is presiding at her sorority meeting]
Elle: It has come to my attention that the maintenance staff is switching our toilet paper from Charmin… to generic. All those opposed to chafing, please say “Aye”.
Entire Sorority Group: Aye.

Elle Woods
Legally Blonde